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re: Most Quotable Movie
Posted on 2/13/24 at 1:24 pm to GolfIsGood
Posted on 2/13/24 at 1:24 pm to GolfIsGood
As mentioned above, it’s Dumb and Dumber for me.
Some others that I don’t see mentioned,
Rocky (included as series) (i.e. prediction….pain; if he dies he dies; yo, Adrian)
Father of the Bride (don’t forget to buckle your condoms, I mean seat belts; cheaper chicken; Hank and Frank pronouncing cake as cock).
Predator (I ain’t got time to bleed; If it bleeds, we can kill it; you’re one ugly mothertrucker; get to the choppa)
Some others that I don’t see mentioned,
Rocky (included as series) (i.e. prediction….pain; if he dies he dies; yo, Adrian)
Father of the Bride (don’t forget to buckle your condoms, I mean seat belts; cheaper chicken; Hank and Frank pronouncing cake as cock).
Predator (I ain’t got time to bleed; If it bleeds, we can kill it; you’re one ugly mothertrucker; get to the choppa)
This post was edited on 2/13/24 at 1:27 pm
Posted on 2/13/24 at 1:28 pm to GolfIsGood
I think one of the most quoted for me has always been zoolander.
I feel like i'm taking crazy pills is said by me at least once a week in my line of work
It needs to be at least 3X bigger than this
I can derelick my own balls
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
I think I've got the black lung
What do we do when we fall of the horse, you get back on...sorry Maury I'm not a gymnast
For Christ's sake it's a casserole Sheila... it'll stay!
Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it.
I mean I feel like there are dozens of great ones. Some of which need the scene to make them
I feel like i'm taking crazy pills is said by me at least once a week in my line of work
It needs to be at least 3X bigger than this
I can derelick my own balls
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
I think I've got the black lung
What do we do when we fall of the horse, you get back on...sorry Maury I'm not a gymnast
For Christ's sake it's a casserole Sheila... it'll stay!
Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it.
I mean I feel like there are dozens of great ones. Some of which need the scene to make them
Posted on 2/13/24 at 1:39 pm to GolfIsGood
Napoleon Dynamite is on my list.
Posted on 2/13/24 at 5:07 pm to tide06
quote:
Big Lebowski is definitely on my list.
Posted on 2/13/24 at 5:14 pm to tigerfan84
quote:
Office Space is up there
That’s what she said
Posted on 2/13/24 at 9:35 pm to GolfIsGood
For me Billie Madison but Beer Fest has a bunch of cheesy ones as well.
Posted on 2/14/24 at 8:43 am to NfamousPanda
“ We ran across a whole gopher village.”
LOL
LOL
Posted on 2/14/24 at 9:37 am to Tigertown in ATL
quote:and Raising Arizona are my top two and nothing else is close.
Brother Where art Thou
Posted on 2/14/24 at 4:40 pm to GolfIsGood
Sleeper candidate for a few really good quotes.
Hombre is about John Russell, a white man that was raised by Apaches. Paul Newman plays John Russell.
Richard Boone as Grimes (talking to Newman):
Mister, you've got a lot of hard bark on you walkin' down here like this.
Doris (young stagecoach passenger):
I've heard a lot of stories about what the Indians do to white women.
Grimes: They do the same thing to white women they do to Indian women, and they don't mind it much, red or white.
Grimes (With a gun drawn, talking to the Indian Agent, Dr. Favor, who stole money from his office):
You know, the thing is; he ought to be over here with us instead of standin' over there
Audra Favor (the Indian Agent's wife):
Have you ever eaten a dog, Mr. Russell?
John Russell (Paul Newman): Eaten one and lived like one.
Mendez, played by Martin Balsam, is man who runs the stagecoach: Hombre, which name today, which do you want?
John Russell: Anything but bastard will do.
Jessie (after telling John Russell what was written on his white father's tombstone):
Well, what do you figure yours is going to read?
John Russell: Shot Dead, probably.
Jessie: Don't people take to you, Mr. Russell?
John Russell: It only takes one who doesn't.
Jessie, the lady who runs Russell's father's boarding house, after telling the sheriff to move out):
Can't quite remember how you got squatter's rights in here, anyhow. Seems to me you came by one night to ask for an extra blanket and stayed a year.
Braden (the sheriff who lives with the lady that runs John Russell's father's boarding house, after she says they should get married when John says he's selling the house):
I been working since I was ten years old, Jessie, cleaning spittoons at a dime a day. It's now thirty years later, and all I can see out the window here is a dirt road going nowhere. The only thing that changes the view is the spotted dog lifting his leg against the wall over there. Saturday nights, I haul out the town drunks. I get their 25-cent dinners and their rotgut liquor heaved up over the front of my one good shirt. I wear three pounds of iron strapped to my leg. That makes me fair game for any punk cowboy who's had one too many. No, Jess, I don't need a wife. I need out.
Mendez: You can be white, Mexican, or Indian, but I think it pays you to be a white man for a while. Put yourself on the winning side for a change.
John Russell: Is that what you are?
Mendez: Well, a Mexican's closer to it than a White Mountain Apache, I can tell you that!
John Russell after talking Mendez into helping him ambush the Mexican Bandit): And try not to puke. You may have to lie in it for a long time.
Jessie: Can you tell me why we keep trotting after you?
John Russell: Because I can cut it lady.
Favor: One thing you need to learn about white people is that they stick together.
John Russell: They'd better.
ETA: As another poster on this board told me one day, Most of these are from the great Elmore Leonard.
Hombre is about John Russell, a white man that was raised by Apaches. Paul Newman plays John Russell.
Richard Boone as Grimes (talking to Newman):
Mister, you've got a lot of hard bark on you walkin' down here like this.
Doris (young stagecoach passenger):
I've heard a lot of stories about what the Indians do to white women.
Grimes: They do the same thing to white women they do to Indian women, and they don't mind it much, red or white.
Grimes (With a gun drawn, talking to the Indian Agent, Dr. Favor, who stole money from his office):
You know, the thing is; he ought to be over here with us instead of standin' over there
Audra Favor (the Indian Agent's wife):
Have you ever eaten a dog, Mr. Russell?
John Russell (Paul Newman): Eaten one and lived like one.
Mendez, played by Martin Balsam, is man who runs the stagecoach: Hombre, which name today, which do you want?
John Russell: Anything but bastard will do.
Jessie (after telling John Russell what was written on his white father's tombstone):
Well, what do you figure yours is going to read?
John Russell: Shot Dead, probably.
Jessie: Don't people take to you, Mr. Russell?
John Russell: It only takes one who doesn't.
Jessie, the lady who runs Russell's father's boarding house, after telling the sheriff to move out):
Can't quite remember how you got squatter's rights in here, anyhow. Seems to me you came by one night to ask for an extra blanket and stayed a year.
Braden (the sheriff who lives with the lady that runs John Russell's father's boarding house, after she says they should get married when John says he's selling the house):
I been working since I was ten years old, Jessie, cleaning spittoons at a dime a day. It's now thirty years later, and all I can see out the window here is a dirt road going nowhere. The only thing that changes the view is the spotted dog lifting his leg against the wall over there. Saturday nights, I haul out the town drunks. I get their 25-cent dinners and their rotgut liquor heaved up over the front of my one good shirt. I wear three pounds of iron strapped to my leg. That makes me fair game for any punk cowboy who's had one too many. No, Jess, I don't need a wife. I need out.
Mendez: You can be white, Mexican, or Indian, but I think it pays you to be a white man for a while. Put yourself on the winning side for a change.
John Russell: Is that what you are?
Mendez: Well, a Mexican's closer to it than a White Mountain Apache, I can tell you that!
John Russell after talking Mendez into helping him ambush the Mexican Bandit): And try not to puke. You may have to lie in it for a long time.
Jessie: Can you tell me why we keep trotting after you?
John Russell: Because I can cut it lady.
Favor: One thing you need to learn about white people is that they stick together.
John Russell: They'd better.
ETA: As another poster on this board told me one day, Most of these are from the great Elmore Leonard.
This post was edited on 2/14/24 at 4:42 pm
Posted on 2/14/24 at 4:48 pm to AlxTgr
The Last Boy Scout
Sure, sure, I know... it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. "Whoops! I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week."
Milo: You think you're so frickin' cool, don't you? You think you're so frickin' cool. Well just once, I would like to hear you scream, in pain.
Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.
Right now, I'm trying to figure out which one of you looks the most like my dick.
Mike Matthews: What'd you do last night?
Joe Hallenbeck: I think I fricked a squirrel to death, and don't remember.
Water is wet. The sky is blue.
Sarah Hallenbeck: [arguing; justifying her infidelity] You were never around. You know what? frick you, Joe. I was lonely!
Joe Hallenbeck: Buy a dog.
Okay, what would Joe do at a time like this? He'd kill everybody and smoke some cigarettes.
You couldn't nail a two dollar whore.
Jimmy Dix: Hey, man. You ever play ball? You've got a good build.
Joe Hallenbeck: What are you, a fig?
Jimmy Dix: No, I'm just trying to break the ice.
Joe Hallenbeck: I like ice. Leave it the frick alone.
Jimmy Dix: Oh, you're a lot of fun to be with.
"Milo? You calling from the bottom of the pool?!?!"
I used to answer the phone with that with certain friends.
Sure, sure, I know... it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. "Whoops! I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week."
Milo: You think you're so frickin' cool, don't you? You think you're so frickin' cool. Well just once, I would like to hear you scream, in pain.
Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.
Right now, I'm trying to figure out which one of you looks the most like my dick.
Mike Matthews: What'd you do last night?
Joe Hallenbeck: I think I fricked a squirrel to death, and don't remember.
Water is wet. The sky is blue.
Sarah Hallenbeck: [arguing; justifying her infidelity] You were never around. You know what? frick you, Joe. I was lonely!
Joe Hallenbeck: Buy a dog.
Okay, what would Joe do at a time like this? He'd kill everybody and smoke some cigarettes.
You couldn't nail a two dollar whore.
Jimmy Dix: Hey, man. You ever play ball? You've got a good build.
Joe Hallenbeck: What are you, a fig?
Jimmy Dix: No, I'm just trying to break the ice.
Joe Hallenbeck: I like ice. Leave it the frick alone.
Jimmy Dix: Oh, you're a lot of fun to be with.
"Milo? You calling from the bottom of the pool?!?!"
I used to answer the phone with that with certain friends.
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