re: How many good, old-fashioned fist-fights have you been in?

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road house? All these baws claiming all these fights and I haven’t seen one person talking about getting their arse whipped

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That happened, too, in a position I never should have been in. I got my arse kicked by three frat boys wearing pajamas. I didn't even know there was going to be a party ar my friend's house, I thought we were just hanging out. About twenty frat bros showed up with, I'm assuming, pledges wearing what looked like women's pajamas.

They got shitty, and I was just buzzing. Another friend was drunk and one of the frat bros started dicking with him, and ended up slapping him around a little, but it got broke up without much damage. I wanted to leave then, but our ride was blocked in.

I went out on the balcony/deck deal with a beer and to smoke. The dude came out and started talking about what he was going to do to my friend. Two more came out, and I was between them. Drunk pajama boy got louder and started messing with me. His two buddies moved closer and started to get involved, so I swung at the first dude, connected, we fell to the floor with me on top with his knee giving me the worst charley horse I've felt in my life. His two pajama-clad buddies joined in by kicking and punching me. I toted an arse whooping that night when I didn't even want to be there.

To top it off, my phone screen got shattered in the scuffle, I'm assuming from his knee. The only real lasting damage was a bruise on my thigh and a limp because my leg felt like it was cramping for about three days.