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re: Why did God create such a gross digestive system in humans?

Posted on 1/16/24 at 3:13 am to
Posted by BRIllini07
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2015
3030 posts
Posted on 1/16/24 at 3:13 am to
Real answer:

The last second modification where we stand completely upright gave us the deepest butt cracks in the animal kingdom, and never got out of Beta testing.

This and the fact that our offspring are useless for an obscene amount of time were the biggest source of jokes for the other animals, leading us to develop the weapons needed to kill and eat them.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14724 posts
Posted on 1/16/24 at 9:20 am to
quote:

Real answer:

The last second modification where we stand completely upright gave us the deepest butt cracks in the animal kingdom, and never got out of Beta testing.

This and the fact that our offspring are useless for an obscene amount of time were the biggest source of jokes for the other animals, leading us to develop the weapons needed to kill and eat them.


The rare jewel, that from time to time shines on the OT.

Upvote forthwith.

Good take.
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