re: There is no way that I would sign a Birth Certificate without a DNA Test.

Your father failed you.

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Married guys are the incels. Married guys get less sex than anyone else on the planet, and if you are married you know it's true.

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Lmao what a dumb post

Had a baseball team. Pitcher and had been talking about sexual exploits with my daughter’s best friend. Jamie is missing the outside corner by six inches. Third batter walked. “Time out!” Walk out, catcher and Jamie gather. “I’ve got one question for you.” (This kid is 14 years old) “Did you get laid this afternoon?”
We break laughing…..

Nine straight strikes inning over…….Head Coach after me “ What did you say?”

Turned and told him. “You can’t ask a 14 year old that question!”

“ Why not? You and I are married, I’ll bet he outdoes both of us combined.”
Chuckles and says “ Probably right.”