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re: Anyone got any good jokes?

Posted on 1/12/24 at 1:44 pm to
Posted by pelicanpride
Houston
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 1/12/24 at 1:44 pm to
I believe I read this joke on here many years ago. I felt like it so perfectly encapsulated my husband engineer and his engineer buddies that I’ve always remembered it.

An engineer, a priest, and an ophthalmologist all go golfing together. They become annoyed at the man in front of them who is taking forever each hole. They finally ask someone who works there why the man is taking so long. The man says, “Oh, that’s Bob. He’s blind, so it takes him longer to finish each hole.”

The priest says, “That’s awful. I’m going to pray to God that Bob be healed.”

The ophthalmologist says, “I’m going to use my medical knowledge to see if I can heal Bob.”

The engineer says, “Why can’t Bob just play at night?”
This post was edited on 1/12/24 at 1:51 pm
Posted by tigburls
Member since Feb 2010
545 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 1:48 pm to
What do Michael Jackson and clam chowder have in common?

They both come with little white crackers
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