re: Anyone got any good jokes?

man leaves jail for the first time in 4 years. Returns home to see his wife and son.

"it has been a long time. The darkest years of my life are behind me. I made a mistake that forced me to miss the birth of my son and lead to me being the prison bitch for several cartel members. They fed me heroin so that i would become addicted. Raped and pimped out in my cell daily to pay for the smack. those days are now behind me, finally here with you. I am finally free"

His son turns his head "so what I am four."