re: Anyone got any good jokes?

Son tells his father he has to do a report on Perception vs Reality, and asks for his help because he is not clear about how to even how to describe the differences.

Dad says go ask your mom, sister and brother if they would have sex with Brad pit for 1,000,000.00 and then come back with what you learned?

Son goes to his mom and asks her if she would have sex with Brad Pitt and after mulling the question, she said she would so your father could retire sooner because he works so hard.

Son goes to his sister and asks the same question. Sister says she absolutely would have sex with Brad Pitt for a million, because she would do that for free.

Son goes to his brother and asks if he would have sex with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, his brother said, for a million bucks? hell yeah I would have sex with him for a Mil.

Son walks back to his father and his dad asks, well son. what did you learn about perception and reality? Son says, dad the perception is we have millionaires in our family, but the reality is we have two whores and a Fig living under our roof.