re: Anyone got any good jokes?

So a teenage boy goes into a confessional and says “Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.”

From the other side of the partition, the voice of the priest comes back, “Is that you young Pat MacNamara?”

“Yes father.”

“And who was this girl you committed this sin with?”

“I cannot say father, I don’t want to sully her reputation.”

The priest asks “Was it Mary O’Reilly?”

“I cannot say father.”

“Was it Betsy Moignahan?”

“I won’t tell.”

“Was it Bridget McDowell?”

“My lips are sealed.”

“Was it Agnes O’Toole?”

“I will not say.”

“Kathy MacDougal?”

“I am sorry Father, but I refuse to speak her name.”

“Well son, it is admirable that you won’t say it, but I’m afraid you cannot be an altar boy for 4 months. Go and sin no more.”


He leaves the confession and his buddy in the pew asks him “so what did you get?”


He says,







“4 months off and 5 good leads.”