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re: Anyone got any good jokes?
Posted on 1/12/24 at 9:48 am to ThatTahoeOverThere
Posted on 1/12/24 at 9:48 am to ThatTahoeOverThere
“prátaí” is Gaelic for potatoes.
They still call them “praties” there in the West Country.
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer.
The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?"
The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
They still call them “praties” there in the West Country.
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer.
The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?"
The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
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Posted on 1/12/24 at 12:32 pm to soccerfüt
man leaves jail for the first time in 4 years. Returns home to see his wife and son.
"it has been a long time. The darkest years of my life are behind me. I made a mistake that forced me to miss the birth of my son and lead to me being the prison bitch for several cartel members. They fed me heroin so that i would become addicted. Raped and pimped out in my cell daily to pay for the smack. those days are now behind me, finally here with you. I am finally free"
His son turns his head "so what I am four."
"it has been a long time. The darkest years of my life are behind me. I made a mistake that forced me to miss the birth of my son and lead to me being the prison bitch for several cartel members. They fed me heroin so that i would become addicted. Raped and pimped out in my cell daily to pay for the smack. those days are now behind me, finally here with you. I am finally free"
His son turns his head "so what I am four."
This post was edited on 1/12/24 at 12:33 pm
Posted on 1/12/24 at 1:56 pm to soccerfüt
quote:
“prátaí” is Gaelic for potatoes. They still call them “praties” there in the West Country.
I don't get it. Explain? Is it part of the other joke?
~~~~~~~
Two Soviets are lying on their backs looking up at clouds.
One sees pile of potatoes.
The other sees an impossible dream.
Is same cloud.
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