re: Owning a pet raccoon questions

I would highly advise against it

So when my aunt was dating my now uncle in law, I knew they were a match made in heaven.

She had a pet skunk that she rescued and he had a pet coon he rescued.

The skunk was not all that nice, but he was kinda small (with sharp arse teeth tho) and the coon was a corn fed country baw. Like 35-40lbs, mid size dog kinda thing.

I vividly remember in the 8th grade, watching spongebob on the couch, when this huge pet coon crawled up beside me, then on my shoulder, then started picking through my hair and then latched its teeth into the side of my fricking skull while he's on my shoulder scratching the dog piss out of me.

That day I ended up in the ER with like 7 stiches in my head and a pretty solid scar that runs like 5 inches on top of my shoulder.

Till this day I still don't like spongebob or raccoons