re: Things that are overrated

The SEC: people are excited by it because they base their identity around their team winning. The games themselves are not entertaining.

The AR-15: kind of a jack-of-all-trades / master-of-none. Has any army that carried a rifle from this family ever accomplished anything enduring on the battlefield? (I wouldn't necessarily blame the rifle directly for that, but it hints at the flawed mindset of the command structure as a whole.)

The Northshore: really, really boring for anyone in their 20s / early 30s. I remember going to that Daiquiri & Creams place by the movie theater in Covington and they were having some bikini contest. Backwards hat dudes were whooping it up while skanks walked around on the bar. It didn't make sense to me, having just moved from a place with, you know, actual single women who wanted to have sex with me. Then I remembered where I was.

Uptown New Orleans: beyond the obvious complaints, the roads are terrible.

The "spread" offense: surely a team with decent talent that could actually execute a snap count / pro-style offense would run roughshod over these "spread" clowns.

Butt-licking: I think this started out as a joke, but now you can hardly post a picture of a cute girl without people here talking about licking her there.

German engineering: check out the lug nuts on a Volkswagen and tell me those people aren't idiots.

New-build residential construction: fiberglass tubs and some wood D.R. Horton grew last month.

I have a lot more. Might follow up later.