re: The *worst* Christmas Song you’ve probably never heard.

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I stopped listening to 101.9 during Christmas bc the Grinch is almost every other song. The Grinch is like an eel, we get it.

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I mean, no wonder the Grinch is pissed at Christmas.

They constantly play a song about how fricking awful he is.

I wonder what the rejected verses were like

you're a a blackguard, Mr. Grinch,
You have, a lumpy butt,
You're the bastard spawn of swamp thing and your mother guzzles nut, Mr. Griiiiinch,
The three words to describe her are as follows,
SIX! BUCK! SLUUUUUUUT!





You're a gross one, Mr. Grinch
You smell, like toe-nail cheese,
Your junks full of pussy pimples and venereal disease, Mr. Griiiiiinch,
Your anus is prolapsed,
And you and your dog have fleas!!!!






I mean, I'd be pissed too