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re: My girlfriend gave me an ultimatum.
Posted on 12/22/23 at 9:23 pm to Bossier City Boss
Posted on 12/22/23 at 9:23 pm to Bossier City Boss
Tell her, in an unthinking moment, you married a waitress from Tulsa who refuses to divorce you.
Tell her you were stone drunk that night, but someday you might get free (stranger things have happened) and you would promise to give her first refusal before asking anyone else if the Tulsa girl should ever decide to leave you or should she die.
Tell her you were stone drunk that night, but someday you might get free (stranger things have happened) and you would promise to give her first refusal before asking anyone else if the Tulsa girl should ever decide to leave you or should she die.
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