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A Few Good Men
Posted on 12/10/23 at 5:03 pm
Posted on 12/10/23 at 5:03 pm
LTJG Kaffee: Coach Saban. Did you pay to be picked for the playoffs?
Judge Randolph: You don't have to answer that question!
Coach Saban: I'll answer the question. You want answers?
LTJG Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to them.
Coach Saban: You want answers?!
LTJG Kaffee: I want the truth!
Coach Saban: You can't handle the truth!
Son, we live in a world that has advertisers and boosters and they have to be preserved and satisfied by men like me. Who's gonna do it? You? You? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Florida State and you curse the Selection Committee. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that FSU’s snub, while tragic, probably saved ratings and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves ratings.
You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me in that playoff-- you need me in that playoff.
We use words like "ratings," "viewers," "money." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent building something. You use them as a punch line.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of continued national attention to College Football that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.
I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you put on a helmet and report for Spring Training. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to!
LTJG Kaffee: Did you pay to get in the playoffs??
Col Jessup: I did the job --
LTJG Kaffee: -- Did you pay to get in the playoffs??
Coach Saban: YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I DID!!!
Judge Randolph: You don't have to answer that question!
Coach Saban: I'll answer the question. You want answers?
LTJG Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to them.
Coach Saban: You want answers?!
LTJG Kaffee: I want the truth!
Coach Saban: You can't handle the truth!
Son, we live in a world that has advertisers and boosters and they have to be preserved and satisfied by men like me. Who's gonna do it? You? You? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Florida State and you curse the Selection Committee. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that FSU’s snub, while tragic, probably saved ratings and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves ratings.
You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me in that playoff-- you need me in that playoff.
We use words like "ratings," "viewers," "money." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent building something. You use them as a punch line.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of continued national attention to College Football that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.
I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you put on a helmet and report for Spring Training. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to!
LTJG Kaffee: Did you pay to get in the playoffs??
Col Jessup: I did the job --
LTJG Kaffee: -- Did you pay to get in the playoffs??
Coach Saban: YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I DID!!!
Posted on 12/10/23 at 5:03 pm to warlock1974
You spent way too much time thinking this was funny.
Posted on 12/10/23 at 5:23 pm to The Hurricane
Uh it actually is funny and entertaining. But there’s always losers on here trying to build themselves up by tearing others down. It’s what makes them losers. Ignore them.
Posted on 12/10/23 at 5:24 pm to mcspufftiger7
quote:
Uh it actually is funny and entertaining. But there’s always losers on here trying to build themselves up by tearing others down. It’s what makes them losers. Ignore them.
Exact thing a loser would say.
Posted on 12/10/23 at 6:41 pm to mcspufftiger7
quote:
Uh it actually is funny and entertaining. But there’s always losers on here trying to build themselves up by tearing others down. It’s what makes them losers. Ignore them.
And there’s frick sticks in here who would downvote a cancer cure
Posted on 12/10/23 at 6:48 pm to warlock1974
Funny and entertaining. Good job.
Posted on 12/10/23 at 7:06 pm to warlock1974
Geez
I’d pay money to see what some of you nerds look like irl
I’d pay money to see what some of you nerds look like irl
Posted on 12/10/23 at 7:11 pm to warlock1974
One of my favorite movies. Great adaptation.
Posted on 12/10/23 at 7:32 pm to warlock1974
All of that typing for no one willing to read it.
Posted on 12/10/23 at 7:49 pm to TIGRLEE
quote:
I’d pay money to see what some of you nerds look like irl
You can pay for my chilli cheese tots
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