re: Do you take home leftovers when on a date?

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you leave with a doggy bag her panties are off limits to you, its not fair but its how women are, they see you as a cheap bastard and there is no coming back from that

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Tell her it’s to feed your dog because he is so sweet and acts like a human


If you don’t actually have a dog, pretend he ran away and be sad to get sympathy sex