re: Did you ever have a shot at banging a teacher when you were in high school?

Sometimes teachers would develop some kind of weird emotional thing for me. I was a "troubled teen" who was big for my age and wasn't ugly, so I think some of my more unstable teachers got clit-boners for me.

My 8th grade history teacher gave me her number and told me I could crash at her house if I was out partying over the upcoming break. She said that she often did this for students that she knew were a bit wild, because she'd rather us have somewhere to stay than have an accident. She stressed that no questions would be asked and that my parents didn't have to know I had been imbiding. It was weird. She was not what 14 yr old me would call milfy and again, it was really weird, so I never called her. After acquiring 20+ years of wisdom, I'd definitely have called her if I could do it over. Best case scenario I join the greatest "victim" class of all time, worst case scenario she just tucks me in with a pb&j.