re: Restaurant adds $50 ‘unable to parent’ fee for rowdy kids, menu reads

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That’s not what I said. But I’m also intelligent enough to understand that kids aren’t robots either.

I’m sure you were always perfectly behaved like the good little angel you are.

After dinner you probably came home to a fresh baked apple pie from Mom too in your little utopian upbringing.

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No, actually I was a hellion. I was the "problem child".

Even then I knew. Embarrass mama in this store by acting like a fool, she is going to be the "problem mother" when she lights my arse up.

It's called discipline.

Here is a tip. No one thinks your little heathen bastard showing his arse is cute, but you.