re: a-hole celebrities and here are the rules:

My dad got dugout seats for a Twins game, so me and my sister were trying to get autographs. My sister decides to throw her glove down into the dugout and beams Chuck Knoblauch in the head. He signed it.

At a Timberwolves game, we had floor seats at the entrance, Kevin Garnett comes by so I'm trying to get an autograph, he signs the kids next to me and starts to walk away. I grab his jersey and he turns around and gives me the worst death stare I've ever gotten. I didn't get the autograph.