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re: a-hole celebrities and here are the rules:
Posted on 10/11/23 at 8:44 pm to Geekboy
Posted on 10/11/23 at 8:44 pm to Geekboy
I was walking to Jordan-Hare stadium when, unbeknownst to me, NFL hall of famer Kevin Greene whizzed by me and a couple friends in 2002. He and a driver passed us from behind and as I stared at their backs, I, pooped from walking around the stadium for hours pregame, turned to my buddies and said "damn, what do you have to do to get a ride on a golf cart around here?".
The golf cart quickly came to a halt and a big arse, angry and slightly insane looking blonde white guy came barreling towards me. He stuck out his hand and tried to crush mine when I shook it. He spoke rather roughly to me and said something along the lines of "I am riding on the golf cart because I played football here at Auburn and was an all-pro for the Pittsburgh Steelers. We kicked LSU's arse every time we played them. What have you done?"
The golf cart quickly came to a halt and a big arse, angry and slightly insane looking blonde white guy came barreling towards me. He stuck out his hand and tried to crush mine when I shook it. He spoke rather roughly to me and said something along the lines of "I am riding on the golf cart because I played football here at Auburn and was an all-pro for the Pittsburgh Steelers. We kicked LSU's arse every time we played them. What have you done?"
This post was edited on 10/12/23 at 8:02 am
Posted on 10/11/23 at 9:01 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Fifteen years or so ago, I was waiting on the elevator on the top floor of the Le Meridien Hotel in NOLA when Sheryl Crow walked up to also wait. We stood there for a few minutes and she said something about how slow that elevator is and everything she takes it down it always takes a long time to come up to top floor. She has a great smile.
Posted on 10/12/23 at 12:47 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
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We kicked LSU's arse every time we played them. What have you done?
You could have told him "well Mr. Greene, I watch LSU games from the stands or on tv, which is the same as what you've done considering you've never played against LSU......sir, so how about i get a ride on that golf cart"
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