re: Bring Us Your Roommate Horror Stories

college roommate refused to entertain in his bedroom, always mine. it became a joke, but one time i came home after an early class, went to open the door and his guest same busting out thru the door, wearing only my bedsheets, and took off screaming & running down calhoun avenue towards st charles

i go inside and the room is in complete shambles, shite knocked over everywhere, unidentifiable solids and liquids all over the bed, and he's laying there buck nekkid laughing his arse off like a maniac