re: Morbidly obese Ole Miss security guard sucker hit a female in the neck tonight

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Imagine if that was your daughter, I’d find that fat frick

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I would tell my college aged kid (have two) that, if you're storming the field, to keep you head on a swivel. If there is one fat arse security guard standing in the middle of the end zone, make sure you're outside of his radius when youre going past him because he won't chase you. Just gotta stay outside of his grasp. And I would show them proper drunken running techniques - which is basically do what you have to in order to stay upright and not fall over mid-stride.

Those bruises you'll wake up will be well earned and you'll laugh it off in the morning when you're telling you friends the story. Have fun, kids.