re: If your dog were to suddenly transform into a human....

My dog (choc lab) would also be on an episode of 600 lb life. She would be the one who spent her entire day at a buffet and had to be kicked out. When guests come to the house she would be very inappropriate and sexually molest the men. Also, she would surely be autistic and have absolutely no clue how to behave appropriately around other people. She would think that head butting other people constitutes playing and that if someone didn’t want to talk to her that the appropriate response would be to yell in their face.