re: Airports and the decline of humanity

I don't mind, because people like us, who make it a point to look somewhat decent, stand out. I was recently on a flight to Newark, and there was this guy next to me with hairy arms, a tank top, and flip flops, who looked like a poor man's version of TBob Hebert. He was elbowing me, and was making it a point to let everyone around him know he was watching Eastbound and Down on his iPad.

Right after we take off, the stewardess comes up to me, and says in a serious tone, "Sir, can you please come with me? Bring your bags." She moves me to an empty seat in first class.