re: Delta flight turned back due to passenger having diarrhea through entire aisle of plane

Feel for the poor soul.

Be me in college

I run cross country

It’s Sophomore year

Big meet in Tuscaloosa, Alabama

Have race of life

Something unleashes satans wrath in my stomach post race

shite in trees just off of course during cool down.

Think all is safe

Satan laughs plotting his next bout

Get on charter bus headed back for another toilet (Monroe)

Hear stomach growl

Satan chuckles to self, knowing what’s about to unfold

Make a break for the back bathroom

Unleash hell on toilet

Walk back to seat

Think smell is just lingering in nostrils

“What the hell pedro”

Bus starts gagging

I cry

Smells like shite all the way to Monroe

I cry

Satan laughs

He wins this round