re: If there is a green light for me and you’re crossing I want to see a light jog from you

I was driving through a Rouse's parking lot the other day, and was forced to stop when a line of 3 or 4 obese women sauntered out the door and slowly made their way across the cross walk looking back at something.

I was thinking, "Is there any way ya'll go any slower?" Eventually they cleared the walkway, I parked and went into the store. All the Rouse's workers were at the front window talking excitedly about how those women had just walked out with all that liquor and how blatant they were about it.

So if they aren't even in a hurry to run from a liquor robbery, why would they hurry just crossing at a green light?