Dad Sayings

According to my 15-year-old son.

This conversation started over dinner. Rag on Dad night.

1. Do you like it? A question that I usually ask at the dinner table.

2. Jumbo Margarita No Salt. Friday night at the Mexican restaurant.

3. Doesn’t that aggravate you?

4. Clean that shite up.

5. ZACHHHHH!!! That’s our dog.

6. Always have a handful when cleaning thing.

7. Do it right the first time you wouldn’t have to do it the second time.

8. I m going to the Beer store.

9. Don’t touch my shite.

10. You get that from your mother. Critical thinking.

11. USE YOUR NAPKIN.

12. Clean up after yourself.

13. Find something that nobody knows how to do or nobody wants to do.

14. Don’t talk with your mouth full.

15. YOU SMOKIN CRACK!? Walking in his room unannounced. I just started using this one.