re: Soft White Underbelly- A Divorce Attorney’s Thoughts on Love and Marriage

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See, I think it's far broader than legitimate personality disorders. I think it's female NATURE. They are solipsists by nature. They can't escape it. It's their self-built prison cell. They want you to do ALL the heavy lifting. Ok cool, that's our male nature (before 15 minutes ago), But they also DEMAND that we entertain their every thought and emotion as if we actually give a frick. Newsflash ladies, we don't. We want to frick you. We want you to make our dinner. We want you to pour us a drink. We want you to look sexy for us. We want cleavage and painted nails and lipstick and blowjobs. We want you to give us a boner. We want you to work your shite out quietly when we watch football games and Youtube videos about aircraft carriers and engineering disasters. We have ZERO interest in the 378787 ways we are failing you by not agreeing to help you resolve the 43573635 ways you are aggrieved because Daddy didn't hug you and so-and-so undermined you in a social setting or at work. frick that and pity to the men who make the decision to endure that.

Fix me Daddy. Fix me. All day Fix me Daddy.
Oh hell no. Imma watch the game. Fix your fricking self.

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You are either trying way too hard to be "manly" or spend too much time on the internet. Being manly is good, but trying too hard to be isn't.