re: Your SLU Lions are the Southland Conference favorites

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Lake Chuck and the Cowpokes are a shell of what they used to be. Can keep putting lipstick on a pig but still a pig.

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Just remember--your school is part of the conference, which means ya'll are one of those that threw the house at the pig to keep it from leaving the farm.

We might not be what we used to be, but we still own this conference...

As Martel told Falco, "Hey Lions, you're not even a has-been...you're a NEVER WAS!"



All joking aside, I hope someone steps up to the big stage, because it ain't us right now. Wouldn't mind it being Southeastern, either. We've always had some fun games with ya'll, and there will be an inexplicable lop-sided game thrown in. Always been an odd rivalry. I've always had a bit of a soft spot for the Lions, too, since my grandfather was a running back on one of the only undefeated teams in Lions history.

The Southland has always been that conference that might get someone to the big stage occasionally, but never could close the deal until Sam did it, and then those prison guards ditched us for the shitty C-USA.