re: Is Johnny's "Sweep the Swamp" as delicious as it sounds?

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Cousin loves pizza even more than I. In 2016 he did a pizza tour of Italy that I regret missing. He travels to NYC every year to try new pizzas. He didn’t need convincing to stop when food authorities rave about pizza.

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Irks the absolute shite out of me when people are either too arrogant or can’t differentiate between the best pizza on earth and a greasy football pie made with cheap ingredients in Baton Rouge Louisiana. I’m sure if you’re comparing every pizza you eat to Lucali in Brooklyn you’re probably disappointed everywhere you go. I’ve eaten at some of the best pizza spots in NY and I can still enjoy a Johnny’s pizza for what it is.

It’s honestly embarrassing that y’all were sitting there smelling your own farts out of a wine glass while you analyzed Johnny’s sauce and dough. You epitomize what I’d imagine every Tulane grad to be like