re: What are the worst buzzword, cliches used by business professionals that need to stop?

Google, Meta, Microsoft, various banks...

"We are currently reorganizing based on events not envisioned in our corporate thought and objectives".

"Unanticipated turns of events have forced us to restructure, concentrate our strengths, pursue opportunities, enhance our value, streamline the objectives, increase value in all things, encourage a linear communication paradigm, support just causes and invest in our future for future profitability.

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Again, let me say that your contributions were crucial and appreciated.

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