re: Admit it, You still have dreams about that hot ex/fling from college, even after marriage

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But look at this way... She's probably doing the same thing and not telling you, either....so don't feel too bad I guess.

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You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my arse
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubes and punch me in the face

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