re: Homeless population behind our house: FINALLY!!

Put up some No Trespassing signs. The cops aren’t going to check to verify with the owner - they’ll just kick the bums out.

Are there any all-you-can-eat buffets nearby? Spend a few bucks on a gift card and write $100 on it in Sharpie. “Lose” it where the winos will find it. 100% chance they’ll get in legal trouble if a group of them shows up at a restaurant and 5 of them try to dine on a card with $5 on it.

Make a couple of flyers for a fake event at a nearby government office or maybe post office. Call it something like “Community Appreciation Day” and say there will be free BBQ and beer.

Instead of playing classical music over speakers, play Richard Condon’s show (if he’s still on the air).