re: Classified documents found at Pence’s home

Pence Speaking to his wife, Karen:

Pence: Mother, with all of these classified documents maybe I ought to go check the office in the basement?

Karen (Mother): Yes dear, such a good idea. Something about covid was classified.

Pence: Mother! Look! I found a document I forgot to leave behind after I told everybody I didn't have any classified documents taken to our home.

Karen (Mother): Dear, what document is it?

Pence: I found it by the operation I helped Paul Ryan & the DOJ NSD run; about setting Trump up with that birddogging lady at his huge rally... to say MAGA people were violent racists beating up a lady with nasal oxygen.

Pence: The document I must phone the archives about is the tie that someone gave me while I was overseas because i spilled my hot cocoa on it.

Karen (Mother): Yes, dear turn it in so that I can call Jill and tell her not to worry. Help is on the way.

Pence: Good idea. Then I can meet Joe and have our former VP card game and get above 1% in the polls with the attention.