re: As a kid, when did you open presents?

It was always in the morning, around 7 or so.. I was the youngest of 7 and the oldest was 15 when I was born. So it was a few times that we all were together. There was always a mountain of presents under the tree. My dad would had out one present at a time and wait for us to open the present.


This one time he had to reach for a gift and his pajama pants opened up and his dick fell out and we all laughed (sons and daughter) and my mom got pissed. It was known as the Polish sausage dance because he tried this retarded move to cover it up..