re: PSA: newish parents & that stupid elf

We don’t need a Santa claus gestapo surveillance state in our house. My 6 year old asked me why we didnt have one. I told him the elf watches him day and night and then reports back to Santa if hes done anything bad. Thats partially how Santa makes his naughty and nice lists, and if we don’t have one, theres a higher likelihood that he will be on the nice list and get more presents.

Asked him if he still wanted one. "No sir!"