re: Random things that make you realize you’re getting old

The God awful noises your joints make when getting out of bed every morning.

Things don't heal nearly as fast as they used to and now leave horrendous scars for minor things.

stabbed my hand with a screwdriver over a month ago, and it's finally just about healed, 30 years ago it would have been healed in a week.

Slotted screws are stupid and evil!!!