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re: Things you don't know about women until you live with one
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:56 pm to Ssubba
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:56 pm to Ssubba
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Things you don't know about women until you live with one
It’s very difficult for them to pass long periods of time in complete silence.
My wife constantly asks me “what’re you thinking about” if I have been silent for about 30 minutes. Woman, I’m thinking about nothing. The same as every time you ask that.
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Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:01 pm to grizzlylongcut
Mrs Sun God: “let’s have a lazy Saturday”
Me: “hell yeah”
Four minutes later she’s rearranging all the furniture in the house and trying to get me to drive her to Home Goods. If I agree she will let out gasps like our child died when a car comes within 600 feet of us.
Me: “hell yeah”
Four minutes later she’s rearranging all the furniture in the house and trying to get me to drive her to Home Goods. If I agree she will let out gasps like our child died when a car comes within 600 feet of us.
This post was edited on 12/13/22 at 6:02 pm
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:19 pm to grizzlylongcut
Thought of another one. I don’t if everybody else’s wife does this but mine does and it floors me.
How she hasn’t yet figured out that if you clean the kitchen as you’re cooking, you end up spending less time cleaning it after the meal is done and thus, have more time to sit and relax is absolutely beyond me.
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times to her. Legit makes me want to not help her after we put the kid to sleep.
She’s got a masters degree in healthcare, so it’s not like she doesn’t have any brains.
How she hasn’t yet figured out that if you clean the kitchen as you’re cooking, you end up spending less time cleaning it after the meal is done and thus, have more time to sit and relax is absolutely beyond me.
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times to her. Legit makes me want to not help her after we put the kid to sleep.
She’s got a masters degree in healthcare, so it’s not like she doesn’t have any brains.
This post was edited on 12/13/22 at 8:29 pm
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