re: Things you don't know about women until you live with one

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This is very true. Of course you have to hear “did you even look for it before you asked me?”


No, no I did not do more than a cursory glance around. Because I could spend 20 minutes looking for it. Or I could get you to look and have it in 20 seconds because you probably put it there or saw it there.

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She wouldn't have to find my shite for me if she would leave it where the frick I left it, instead of deciding to have a manic estro-sode and rearrange every artifact in the house. Nail clippers been in this drawer for 6 years, now all of a sudden they are being stored somewhere else. Tums have always been in the kitchen pantry for 14 years, now the Tums are in the upstairs medicine cabinet. Scissors have always been in this drawer by the fridge, but now they are in some kind of organizer inside the basement door. It never fricking ends. That's why we "need them to find things" because they are the ones hiding things like weird anxious little squirrels with alzheimers.