re: Am I the a-hole, tow truck illegally parking across from my driveway.

Police recruiting has been scraping the bottom of the barrel for years. It doesn’t surprise me that the quality of officers are friends with a low-life tow truck driver. You have to handle this outside of the police.

I see 3 options:

A: Park your wife’s truck in front of his, but 6” away from his bumper. Park your truck behind his, but 6”away from his bumper. Set up cameras that will record his truck 24 hrs a day.

That arse won’t be able to go to work in the morning or blow his horn. His only option will be to knock on your door (don’t answer), or cause serious damage to your vehicles (your lawyer will love this).

B: Frick his wife. If you go this route, be very careful about how this could be negatively perceived.

C: Call Kiran.