re: The Onion file Amicus Brief with US Supreme Court

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The Bee has predicted more shite about you progressives than any other publication.

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At a baseline, they are just more fun and cheeky than The Onion. Some headlines:

CDC Warns Of New 'Stealth' COVID Variant Where You Test Negative And Get No Symptoms

Batman Unable To Keep Up With Rising Crime As Gotham City Elects Another Democrat

NASA Saves Face By Claiming Female Astronaut Running Spaceship Into Asteroid Was Intentional

Mike Lindell Still Holding Out Against FBI Inside MyPillow Fort

Thoughtful Driver Blasts Stereo At Stoplight To Generously Share His Refined Musical Tastes With The World

Russian Spy Awarded Presidential Medal Of Freedom For Being First Openly Transgender Traitor To Country

Frightening New White House Halloween Decorations To Include Lifelike Old Zombie

Eight Ways Besides Heartbeats That Women Are Tricked Into Thinking Babies Are Alive

Blind Taste Test Finds Most People Can't Tell Difference Between Candy Corn And Orange Crayon We Found In A Junk Drawer

AOC Tearfully Recounts How DeSantis Yanked Her From Her Venezuelan Home And Human Trafficked Her To Martha’s Vineyard Where She Died

Stacey Abrams Claims Obesity Is Just Numbers Manufactured By Her Bathroom Scale

Migrants Decline Newsom’s Offer Of Asylum In CA Since They Just Came From A Collapsing Communist Hellhole With No Electricity

Trump Voters Put Biden Signs In Their Yards So That The FBI Will Pass Over Them

Pelosi Drafts Articles Of Impeachment Against New Prime Minister Of Italy