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re: New quantum leap
Posted on 9/20/22 at 9:21 am to Wardniner01
Posted on 9/20/22 at 9:21 am to Wardniner01
Like Dr. Who and ruining it with a women doctor. Why????
Why ruin something that works?
Why ruin something that works?
Posted on 9/20/22 at 9:39 am to GhostOfFreedom
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Why ruin something that works?
Think of of two kids in the first grade: Brayden and Obamani'qua. They are working on their art projects. Brayden is exhibiting talent. He's already been a prodigy, as far as first-graders go. He's making a sculpture out of Play-doh, and it bears a remarkable resemblance to Michelangelo's David. Obamani'qua's resembles more like... the snowman from "Frozen" after a few too many drinks and an hour in the sun.
Now introduce the teacher, Jessica (xe/xer). She sees the disparity and feels bad for Obamani'qua because she must be so sad seeing how Brayden has an advantage for being white, which means he does everything better (when in reality Obamani'qua is trying to remember where her Skittles are). Jessica also remembers that white people are bad, which makes sense because her dad was white and he didn't spring for the vegan leather in the Mercedes he got her for graduation, when he made her pick a major or he was not paying the Berkeley tuition for more than 6 years - the bastard!
Jessica takes the sculpture from Brayden and gives it to Obamani'qua, who, in seconds, gives Olaf a matching girlfriend. Brayden protests, but Jessica is incensed, and rages at her girlfriend after she gets home, about how the white patriarchy is so entitled at such a young age. Why, they want to preserve their own, superior creations?! The audacity!
This is the Left. I'm not saying only white people create anything of worth, but when we do, it's fair game to be redistributed, "reimagined" (a word for stupid people), and destroyed (see also: Western Civilization).
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