re: "Hispanic Heritage Month"

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They all have 2 things in common:

1- They are all smoking hot.
2- They will all cut you.

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Having married two Hispanic women, I can add, alternatively:

3- They will start an argument while brandishing a loaded .38 pistol.

A man who did not know me once unknowingly pointed out my first wife across the room at a large political gathering and said, "Damn, I bet she could kill a man." He didn't know how close she could come to making that a prophetically true statement, though not exactly in the manner he intended.

And, excellent work, DReb.