re: Cringey thing you did as a dumb teenager

My mom wouldn't buy me Jams shorts so she had her aunt sew me a pair. frick, I hated those things.

When we could first drive, my friends went to see a friend of ours cheer for her redneck high school. We ate at a Hooters first. I ordered my wings from the waitresses rack. At the game, I spent the whole time making comments about the haircuts of all the guys that went to school there. I was completely oblivious to the looks I was getting. Thinking back on on it, I'm lucky I didn't get my arse kicked.