re: Low maintenance pet

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Don’t get a bird. Mother fricker never shuts up.

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I had a cat and bird when I was a kid, funniest thing that ever happened was that the bird got out the cage and my cat got ahold of it. Trying to save the bird, my dad threw the cat against the wall to get him to drop it but the bird hit his head on the wall. It killed it, but the way it happened my dad was laughing and I was crying and laughing at the same time.