re: who here has had their Miranda rights read to them?

I had the cops come to a party my roommates and I threw in College. I was explaining that it was my house, we would keep it down, etc. and he starts reading me my rights.

My heart sank and in my drunken stupor I asked, “am I leaving with you officer?”

He just laughed and said, “No, I’m just issuing you a summons (dumbass)”