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re: People need to learn how to read a map
Posted on 5/9/22 at 4:20 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
Posted on 5/9/22 at 4:20 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
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Why need a fricking map when you can fricking google maps it?
Again, I’m not saying that using the apps are stupid. Problem is, people can’t read the Apple or Google Map unless it has arrows and blurts out when to turn.
How in the frick does someone have access to a map on their phone, and still frick up where they are? I use Apple/Google all the time. But when I’m in the sticks of Texas, I’ll zoom out and look at what town I hit next. Hell, just have some spatial awareness. There’s signs on roads constantly telling you if you are headed on a north or south route, they’re numbered, and mileage signs are aplenty.
I’d like to think most people on here can get in their car and go from one major city to the next on an interstate without trouble, but these younger cats are clueless.
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Posted on 5/9/22 at 4:23 pm to TexasTiger08
My wife is only a few years younger than me. I couldn't believe it when I found out she had never used a paper map growing up. I always kept a map of Texas, New Mexico, Colorado, and the US in my truck before you could get everything that you need on a cell phone.
Posted on 5/9/22 at 5:18 pm to TexasTiger08
Two eras of map-dumb people:
1. Early 1980s. Old friend of mine, good-looking guy who became a male model and C-list actor but not too bright (pretty much Joey on Friends) was driving alone in his Celica Supra to meet up with the rest of our crew in Destin. Dumbass missed the I-10 curve to the east in Slidell, drove all the way to Hattiesburg before realizing he was going the wrong way. Most people would look at a map and figure out the best way to get back on track would be to take US 98 to Mobile and rejoin I-10. Not Kevin. He simply took a U-turn, drove all the way back to Slidell then went back on I-10 heading east.
2.(the more modern version). In 2015, I helped one of my best friends (real nice guy but kind of goofy and not the most tech-savvy fella) move his future wife down from Green Bay to New Orleans. I drove the moving truck; he and she were in her car. We took an easterly route through Paducah, Kentucky instead of taking interstate the whole way: less mileage, more picturesque and about the same travel time. We stayed in contact on our smart phones, and I had given him a printed hard map from Google Earth with the route and turns.
On day 2, he called me from somewhere in Tennessee saying he thought he was lost; he asked me if he was supposed to go through a town called Alamo, TN.
Me: No, you're not. Where are you right now?
Him: I don't know.
Me: You have an iPhone. Check your blue dot location with the GPS on the maps feature.
Him: What's that?
Dumbass had the tool in his hand and no clue how to use it. Nor did his future wife, who was supposed to be 'navigating'. I had to pull over, check my own maps, get him to read me some signs he saw, find out where he was, then recalculate his route. He had missed a turn and was heading east to Nashville instead of south to Memphis. His fiancée had to write down my directions step-by-step to get them back on the interstate system to Memphis.
First thing I did when we got home was to show him how the GPS and maps worked on his IPhone. When he saw that blue dot on his phone at his location it was like watching a caveman see someone make fire for the first time.
1. Early 1980s. Old friend of mine, good-looking guy who became a male model and C-list actor but not too bright (pretty much Joey on Friends) was driving alone in his Celica Supra to meet up with the rest of our crew in Destin. Dumbass missed the I-10 curve to the east in Slidell, drove all the way to Hattiesburg before realizing he was going the wrong way. Most people would look at a map and figure out the best way to get back on track would be to take US 98 to Mobile and rejoin I-10. Not Kevin. He simply took a U-turn, drove all the way back to Slidell then went back on I-10 heading east.
2.(the more modern version). In 2015, I helped one of my best friends (real nice guy but kind of goofy and not the most tech-savvy fella) move his future wife down from Green Bay to New Orleans. I drove the moving truck; he and she were in her car. We took an easterly route through Paducah, Kentucky instead of taking interstate the whole way: less mileage, more picturesque and about the same travel time. We stayed in contact on our smart phones, and I had given him a printed hard map from Google Earth with the route and turns.
On day 2, he called me from somewhere in Tennessee saying he thought he was lost; he asked me if he was supposed to go through a town called Alamo, TN.
Me: No, you're not. Where are you right now?
Him: I don't know.
Me: You have an iPhone. Check your blue dot location with the GPS on the maps feature.
Him: What's that?
Dumbass had the tool in his hand and no clue how to use it. Nor did his future wife, who was supposed to be 'navigating'. I had to pull over, check my own maps, get him to read me some signs he saw, find out where he was, then recalculate his route. He had missed a turn and was heading east to Nashville instead of south to Memphis. His fiancée had to write down my directions step-by-step to get them back on the interstate system to Memphis.
First thing I did when we got home was to show him how the GPS and maps worked on his IPhone. When he saw that blue dot on his phone at his location it was like watching a caveman see someone make fire for the first time.
This post was edited on 5/9/22 at 5:21 pm
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