re: High School Reunion Stories

So I have been living with my friend, she was definitely a late bloomer. We basically grew up together, did the prom thing, all that shite. Anyway, our 20 year was coming up and she became obsessed with hooking up with the guy she had a crush on all throughout high school. Whatever, I dont really give a shite....

Anyway, fast forward to the reunion and I am double fisting Natty Lights for old time sake...enjoying myself, trying to find the girls who I know are easy targets. ( I signed in with the over achieving class president as "I eat Pussy"). I am standing at bar waiting for my next 2 rounds and there is a guy standing there. Super short, crazy deep voice....I strike up a conversation and low and behold, he is an adult film actor at the reunion with the asshat that my best friend is making a fool of herself with trying to get the long-awaited hook up.

Turns out ole boy was gay for a Porn Star Power Bottom!!!!!



Long story short. We make a Porno and find out we have been in love with each other the whole time.