re: I was almost killed by my Columbian girlfriend today!

Since moving to Texas, I’ve gone out with several Latinas. Most have been very nice, family oriented, etc but one was a f’n loon. She invited me to her house to carve pumpkins and I agreed. I get there and she’s sneaking wine from her balcony, having a extremely vulgar argument with her mother on the phone, and told me that she lets her ex husband come over and have sex once a month and he pays half the rent. According to her, that’s ok because the had children together.

When I caught her taking pictures of me on the sly, I decided I had enough and left. She texted me 5x daily for at least 10 days afterwards. I didn’t even get to sleep with her but got all the crazy I could handle.