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Mothers Take A 'Moms Porn' Word Test

Posted on 2/12/22 at 6:33 pm
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 2/12/22 at 6:33 pm
"Watching these moms trying to put descriptions to sexual slang is not only embarrassing but a total moms porn FAIL! It's almost reassuring that they have no idea what the terms mean (after all, this could be YOUR mom) as they bring totally new interpretations to classic themes like 'Glory Hole' and 'Money Shot'" LINK











BBW= Big Beautiful Women (I had to look this one up. I never, ever searched for this or came across it in all my years of looking at porn. Actually, I avoid it. And there is no such thing as BBW.)

This post was edited on 2/12/22 at 6:34 pm
Posted by Rouge
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Member since Oct 2004
138159 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 6:33 pm to
All I see are 4 lying arse women
This post was edited on 2/12/22 at 6:36 pm
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58308 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 6:34 pm to
I wouldn’t fail that test thanks to the OT
Posted by Sisselpud81
Member since Jan 2022
635 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 6:34 pm to
Now do alabama hot pocket
This post was edited on 2/12/22 at 6:35 pm
Posted by DomincDecoco
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Member since Oct 2018
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Posted on 2/12/22 at 6:35 pm to
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All I see are 4 lying arse women
.

My respect for you just went up 4 notches.
Posted by Epaminondas
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Member since Jul 2020
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Posted on 2/12/22 at 6:36 pm to
quote:

I wouldn’t fail that test thanks to the OT
Yeah, that's why.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58308 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 6:39 pm to
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Yeah, that's why.

Yup - because do I really need to know what a glory hole is?
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Member since Feb 2018
53076 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 6:40 pm to
quote:

I wouldn’t fail that test thanks to the OT

I have no clue what bukake means
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58308 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 6:41 pm to
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bukake

Me either - so I looked it up:

bukkake. / (?bu?'kæk?) / noun. a sexual practice in which several men ejaculate on the face of an individual woman
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58308 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 6:42 pm to
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alabama hot pocket


Lol - I just looked that one up too!
Posted by fallguy_1978
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53076 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 6:43 pm to
Learn something new everyday
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 2/12/22 at 6:43 pm to
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I have no clue what bukake means


You could have just asked your wife, or her boyfriends (plural).
This post was edited on 2/12/22 at 6:44 pm
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58308 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 6:43 pm to
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Learn something new everyday

Don’t look up Alabama hot pocket
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53076 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 6:45 pm to
quote:

You could have just asked your wife, or her boyfriends (plural).

I'll just ask them. We are all playing cards tonight.
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
5029 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 6:45 pm to
How ‘bout “rusty trombone” ???
Posted by swiper
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Member since Dec 2021
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Posted on 2/12/22 at 6:46 pm to
PSA from the Cleveland Steamers.
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
42003 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 6:47 pm to
quote:

Don’t look up Alabama hot pocket



Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
129201 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 6:49 pm to
Damn that chick has a very narrow head
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133273 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 6:50 pm to
So, what’s a “Rusty Venture”?
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
42003 posts
Posted on 2/12/22 at 6:51 pm to
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I'll just ask them. We are all playing cards tonight.


Texas Hold’em? Black Jack? Either way...


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