re: Friday Joke Thread

An old pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices that the old pirate has a patch over one eye, a hook, and a peg leg. Curious, the bartender says "If you don't mind me asking, what happened to your leg?"

"Arrrr.." says the pirate. "A cannonball took me leg clean off."

The bartender says, "Well, can I ask what happened to your hand?"

"Arrrr...I was in a sword fight, and me hand was chopped clean off!"

The bartender looks at the patch over the pirate's eye. "Let me guess," says the bartender, "a bullet took you eye out!"

"Arrrr, no!" says the pirate. "A seagull pooped in me eye, and I forgot that I had a hook for me hand!"